Pork Roast

Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork.
I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken.
Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?
~Jon Stewart

The weather has taken a turn for the cooler again, so a hearty Sunday supper seemed in order.

The Recipes

Pork Roast
Ingredients:
Pork Roast -
Garlic Clove
Thyme
Sage
Salt & Pepper to taste
Preparation:
Preheat oven to 350
Rub pork roast with garlic, sage, and thyme
Place roast fat side up on the foil
Salt and pepper to taste
Bake for 25- 28 minutes per pound
Remove from oven and let rest 15 minutes or so before slicing

Apple Crisp
Ingredients:
6 medium size apples
Apple crisp mix (available at the grocery store)
1 stick butter
Preparation:
Peel apples and slice into bite-size pieces
Layer into a shallow glass pan
Sprinkle generously (or less generously as you prefer) with apple crisp mix
Slice butter evenly over the top
Put it in the oven where it can cook right alongside the pork chops (about 25 minutes)

Served with fresh blanched broccoli.

Chef's Salad

To remember a successful salad is generally to remember a successful dinner; at all events, the perfect dinner necessarily includes the perfect salad.
~George Ellwanger (Pleasures of the Table)

Or in this case, the perfect salad is the perfect dinner. Salad becomes strangely more crave-able in warmer weather.

You can use whatever lettuce and other fresh veggies you want for this recipe. I think it is the cheese, ham, and hard-boiled egg slices that make it a "Chef's Salad."


The Recipe
In a large salad bowl combine the following ingredients:
Bite size pieces of romaine lettuce
Baby spinach leaves
Chopped raddichio
Black olives (sliced)
Julienne carrots
Cherry tomatoes
Shredded swiss and cheddar cheese
Cucumber slices (without seeds)
Finely diced ham cubes
On top of this mix add the following:
Sliced hard-boiled eggs
Avocado slices
Red onion slices

Serve with salad dressing(s) of choice.

Baked Potatoes

Pray for peace and grace and spiritual food,
For wisdom and guidance, for all these are good,
but don't forget the potatoes.
~John Tyler Pettee

Sometimes a baked potato is a perfect meal. Quick, easy, tasty, satisfying, and filling!

Use 1 potato /serving. Wash, rub thoroughly with olive oil. Preheat the oven to 425 and cook potatoes for 45 minutes to 1 hour depending on the size. You can test by sticking a fork into the thickest part of the potato - if the fork slides in smooth, it's good!

Remove from oven, split, salt and pepper to taste. Top with any combination of:
Butter
Cheddar Cheese
Sour Cream
Chives
Bacon Bits

Ryan's Birthday Dinner & Cake (OH! What a Cake!)

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
~Sandra Boynton

Ryan's birthday! Same dinner every year, at his request - corned beef hash. The eggs have been added in recent years and are optional.

Recipe:
Ingredients:
1/2 c vegetable oil
3 cups frozen has brown potatoes
1 tin corned beef
1/2 tsp ground allspice
1/2 tsp ground mustard
1/2 c milk
Eggs 1-2 /serving
Preparation:
Heat the vegetable oil in large pan over medium-high heat
Add frozen hash browns
Cook for about 15 minutes, turning once or twice for even browning
Add corned beef
Add mustard and allspice
Mix thoroughly and reduce heat to medium
Stir in milk
Let cook for a few more minutes browning the hash lightly on one side
Crack eggs over the top of the hash, cover and let the eggs cook to desired consistency

Served with broccoli and biscuits. Everyone likes ketchup on the their hash.

For DESSERT:
We saw this recipe on the Ultimate Recipe Showdown on the Food Channel, and Ryan said right then: "I want that cake for my birthday." So...
The recipe is here

If you ever make this cake, be prepared. It will be the sweetest thing you have ever tasted. You will only be able to eat a small piece, and it might put you into a sugar induced coma. I made a half recipe, and even that was a lot of cake. But tasty? Oh yeah...mmmmmm...

Frozen Lasagna

The 2007-2012 World Outlook for Frozen Lasagna
The latent demand for frozen lasagna is not actual or historic sales...there will still be an international latent demand for frozen lasagna at the aggregate level...Given this overriding philosophy, we will now describe the methodology used to create the latent demand estimates for frozen lasagna. Since this methodology has been applied to a large number of categories, the rather academic discussion below is general and can be applied to a wide variety of categories, not just frozen lasagna.
~No, really. (Click the link)

Yep, I didn't feel like cooking tonight, so I threw a frozen lasagna in the oven. It happens from time to time...

Food Thoughts

Some interesting food facts:

The modern frozen food industry was born over 70 years ago, in 1930, but freezing foods as a means of preservation is a practice that has long historical roots. The first to harness the power of freezing foods beyond the winter months were the Chinese, who used ice cellars as early as 1000 B.C. The Greeks and Romans stored compressed snow in insulated cellars, and the Egyptians and Indians discovered that rapid evaporation through the porous walls of clay vessels produced ice crystals in the water inside the vessels.

But it was Clarence Birdseye and his American company that finally made frozen foods a practical reality in 1930. Legend has it that Birdseye’s interest in freezing food began in 1912, when, as a young engineer in Labrador, he often froze his catch after a day of fishing to keep it fresh. But it wasn’t until 1928 that Birdseye was successful in creating the double belt freezer, the forerunner of modern freezing technology, and not until 1930 that he finally introduced a line of frozen foods to the public. Contrary to popular belief, the line was not strictly vegetables, but included 18 cuts of meat, spinach, peas, fruits and berries, fish fillets and Blue Point oysters.

But the road to consumer acceptance of these products was a long and rocky one. The first obstacle was the retailers themselves, who were unwilling to spend the money to buy refrigerated display cases to merchandise the new products. Consumer resistance was also high, so the industry found its early savior in the institutional market. By the latter part of the 1930s, railroads and steamship lines became dumping grounds for surplus retail inventories and low or off-grade frozen products, because the frozen products were prepared before being served to diners, and customers didn’t know the food was frozen.

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Fried Chicken

KFC, the fast-food chicken chain, has a new ad ... The ad suggests that fried chicken is the cornerstone of a healthy diet. Apparently, some people find this misleading...
~Internet commentary

It is rare that I fry a chicken (or anything else, for that matter) but there was a great sale on cut up fryers at the grocery store the other day, so I picked up a package. Then, I decided to fry it.

The Recipes

Fried Chicken
Ingredients:
1 whole fryer chicken, cut into pieces, skin removed
3 cups vegetable oil
1 cup milk
2 cups bread crumbs
1 tbsp salt
1 tbsp white pepper
1 tsp cayenne pepper
2 tsp paprika

Preparation:
Preheat oven to 350
Heat the vegetable oil in a large frying pan over medium heat
Combine the bread crumbs and spices in a shallow dish
Check the oil temp by dropping a pinch of the flour mixture into it - if it sounds and looks like it's frying, the oil is ready
Dip the chicken breasts first into the milk and then into the bread crumb mixture (coat generously)
Place the chicken into the oil (CAREFUL!) and fry for about 5 minutes on each side (golden brown in color)
Remove chicken from oil and place on a cookie sheet and cook in preheated oven for 30-40 minutes

Mashed Potatoes:
Ingredients:
Note: The following measurements are based on 4 servings
Potatoes (1 lrg/serving + 1 "for the pot")
6 tbsp butter
1/2 cup cream
Salt & pepper to taste
Preparation:
Peel and quarter potatoes
Boil for 20-25 minutes until very tender (but not breaking apart in the water)
Drain in a colander and return to pot
Use a masher to mash potatoes
Add butter and let it melt into the potatoes
Add cream, salt and pepper
Mash with a beater set on whip for 2 minutes more or less until potatoes have desired consistency

Scrambled Egg & Bacon Burritos (Breakfast for Dinner)

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
~Oscar Wilde

There were some tortillas left over from my b'day dinner (if I can get Ryan to give up his secret fajita recipe I'll post it - it was alimento magnífico!) so I decided to make breakfast for dinner. Mr. Wilde (quoted above) may be right about dull people, but for brilliant people that really like breakfast, there is... breakfast for dinner!

The Recipe

Ingredients:
1# Bacon
6 Eggs
2/3 cup milk
3/4 cup grated cheddar cheese
Salt & pepper to taste
2 tbsp butter
Southern style hash brown potatoes (I use frozen)
Vegetable oil
Salsa (heat factor determined by personal taste)
8-12 flour tortillas
Preparation:
Cook the bacon (crispy is best) and set aside
Pre-heat the oven to 300
In a mixing bowl, whisk the eggs, milk, salt, and pepper
Heat vegetable oil (enough to generously cover the bottom) in a frying pan over medium-hi heat
Add hash browns to oil, brown and stir, cover and reduce to medium heat for about 12 minutes
Melt butter over medium heat in a pan
Stir cheddar cheese into egg mixture
Put the tortillas in the oven in stacks of 4 and let heat for 5 minutes
Pour eggs into melted butter
Using a spatula, lift and stir eggs until they reach desired scrambled consistency
Remove tortillas from oven

Everyone gets to fix their own burrito - lay a tortilla flat, sprinkle some hash browns at the center, add a slice or two of bacon, spoon on some eggs, add salsa to taste. Wrap it up and enjoy!